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6990 | 27.1.2012 | 1 day ago


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6 | 25.1.2012 | 3 days ago


(Source: atheistium)

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7 | 24.1.2012 | 4 days ago


japanablog:

I’m posting this because I promised more “PG-13” ish content, but this blog isn’t intended to be a NSFW blog.
Go google what a Tenga Egg is.  I’ll wait.  
Done?
Good.  Why would you get one of these?  I dunno, broken hands?  Arm falls off but… heck, I don’t know.  
This was in Nakano Broadway, and for 500¥, it was a bargain.  I guess.  If you’re into that sorta thing.  The pattern on the egg is what the inside texture of it is supposed to be.  That’s all I’m sayin’.  <_<;

THEY SELL THESE FUCKERS IN A TOY MACHINE DISPENSER THINGY? 

THAT IS AWESOME!!!!

japanablog:

I’m posting this because I promised more “PG-13” ish content, but this blog isn’t intended to be a NSFW blog.

Go google what a Tenga Egg is.  I’ll wait.  

Done?

Good.  Why would you get one of these?  I dunno, broken hands?  Arm falls off but… heck, I don’t know.  

This was in Nakano Broadway, and for 500¥, it was a bargain.  I guess.  If you’re into that sorta thing.  The pattern on the egg is what the inside texture of it is supposed to be.  That’s all I’m sayin’.  <_<;

THEY SELL THESE FUCKERS IN A TOY MACHINE DISPENSER THINGY? 

THAT IS AWESOME!!!!

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49 | 16.1.2012 | 1 week ago


This is why you buy $150 worth of HDMI cable: 


I&#8217;ll be honest. I ordered the Monster M1000 HD-8 Ultimate High Speed HDTV HDMI Cable (8 feet) based off the amazing promises I read about at Amazon.com. When my order arrived, I was not disappointed. As the UPS truck was driving down the street with my delivery, my female neighbors began opening their doors and stepping outside. I suspect the Monster M1000 HD-8 Ultimate High Speed HDTV HDMI Cable (8 feet) contains powerful male pheromones. From the moment I hooked it up, the Monster M1000 HD-8 Ultimate High Speed HDTV HDMI Cable (8 feet) gave me a +10 resistance to energy attacks, +8 Strength, and added 30 feet to my normal leap. I cannot list the specific effects involving the opposite sex as I am still discovering these. And they are many.The Monster M1000 HD-8 Ultimate High Speed HDTV HDMI Cable (8 feet) also makes my Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz taste much better than before. I&#8217;ve definitely noticed a differnce in color as well. Don&#8217;t listen to the detractors that say cables don&#8217;t matter. The Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz is much whiter that before I got my Monster M1000 HD-8 Ultimate High Speed HDTV HDMI Cable (8 feet) and it seems to sound much better when I pour it, as well. Since owning the Monster M1000 HD-8 Ultimate High Speed HDTV HDMI Cable (8 feet), I have successfully solved 7 crimes in my city, including 4 cold case murders. The local police force is currently wishing to retain my services. I do have one complaint, and that&#8217;s that I must watch TV indoors on windy days. Last fall while watching TV outside, we had a windy day and I received notice that hundreds of women were suddenly pregnant, carrying my offspring, up to 12 miles away. Even though I have not noticed any change in picture quality on my TV, I would whole-heartedly recommend the Monster M1000 HD-8 Ultimate High Speed HDTV HDMI Cable (8 feet) just because owning it has changed my life.


By 
Concerned Shopper

This is why you buy $150 worth of HDMI cable: 

I’ll be honest. I ordered the Monster M1000 HD-8 Ultimate High Speed HDTV HDMI Cable (8 feet) based off the amazing promises I read about at Amazon.com. 

When my order arrived, I was not disappointed. As the UPS truck was driving down the street with my delivery, my female neighbors began opening their doors and stepping outside. I suspect the Monster M1000 HD-8 Ultimate High Speed HDTV HDMI Cable (8 feet) contains powerful male pheromones. 

From the moment I hooked it up, the Monster M1000 HD-8 Ultimate High Speed HDTV HDMI Cable (8 feet) gave me a +10 resistance to energy attacks, +8 Strength, and added 30 feet to my normal leap. I cannot list the specific effects involving the opposite sex as I am still discovering these. And they are many.

The Monster M1000 HD-8 Ultimate High Speed HDTV HDMI Cable (8 feet) also makes my Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz taste much better than before. I’ve definitely noticed a differnce in color as well. Don’t listen to the detractors that say cables don’t matter. The Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz is much whiter that before I got my Monster M1000 HD-8 Ultimate High Speed HDTV HDMI Cable (8 feet) and it seems to sound much better when I pour it, as well. 

Since owning the Monster M1000 HD-8 Ultimate High Speed HDTV HDMI Cable (8 feet), I have successfully solved 7 crimes in my city, including 4 cold case murders. The local police force is currently wishing to retain my services. 

I do have one complaint, and that’s that I must watch TV indoors on windy days. Last fall while watching TV outside, we had a windy day and I received notice that hundreds of women were suddenly pregnant, carrying my offspring, up to 12 miles away. 

Even though I have not noticed any change in picture quality on my TV, I would whole-heartedly recommend the Monster M1000 HD-8 Ultimate High Speed HDTV HDMI Cable (8 feet) just because owning it has changed my life.

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2105 | 10.1.2012 | 2 weeks ago


marquescannon:

VIDEO GIRLS SERIES

These are pretty old but I thought I’d put them up here.

This. 

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30 | 7.1.2012 | 3 weeks ago


wex:

coolguyhat:

NEED!

But the bone is still in it? that would probably be awful.

This is all sorts of fucked up. 

wex:

coolguyhat:

NEED!

But the bone is still in it? that would probably be awful.

This is all sorts of fucked up. 

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676 | 6.1.2012 | 3 weeks ago


wex:

tumblr4men:

 
imwiththemilf submitted

SUBMIT



Pretty sure I’ve said all of these…

I don&#8217;t get it. 

This is so gay. 

wex:

tumblr4men:

Pretty sure I’ve said all of these…

I don’t get it. 

This is so gay. 

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15 | 30.12.2011 | 4 weeks ago


GET OUT OF MY BROWSER TUMBLR!!!
Seriously though, I might have to uninstall that plug-in. 
Also, I&#8217;m pretty sure this is all Ron&#8217;s fault.  

GET OUT OF MY BROWSER TUMBLR!!!

Seriously though, I might have to uninstall that plug-in. 

Also, I’m pretty sure this is all Ron’s fault.  

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4 | 30.12.2011 | 4 weeks ago


becausewhynotpodcast:

Because, Why Not? Podcast Season 1 Episode 7 “I HAD A DREAM….about Scotts dick” 

Season one is winding down along with the year and episodes 7 sees the BECAUSE, WHY NOT? Podcast crew bidding a fond farewell to Giftmas and the previous year full of shit! 

We talk a lot about games this episode, specifically Ports sickness, er um, Skyrimitis. Also its normal for people to get drunk at 6am right? I mean that’s not weird is it? Mike is kinda quiet this episode (I think the comments about him being a dick hurt his feelings a little) but we have Jermaine back in the house telling it like it is from a daddies point of view, and yes daddies are allowed to drink. 

Oh man, this is an awesome episode and a great way to end out the year so stop on by, have a listen and as always put on your fucking headphones cause this is not safe for work in any capacity!

This is us:
Jermaine Pulliam
Mike Hagar
Port Port Port
Scott Hall

*actually its our 7th episode not the 8th like I said :D Sorry I suck.

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10 | 27.12.2011 | 1 month ago


Huh? 

Huh? 

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