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japanablog:

I’m posting this because I promised more “PG-13” ish content, but this blog isn’t intended to be a NSFW blog.

Go google what a Tenga Egg is.  I’ll wait.  

Done?

Good.  Why would you get one of these?  I dunno, broken hands?  Arm falls off but… heck, I don’t know.  

This was in Nakano Broadway, and for 500¥, it was a bargain.  I guess.  If you’re into that sorta thing.  The pattern on the egg is what the inside texture of it is supposed to be.  That’s all I’m sayin’.  <_<;

THEY SELL THESE FUCKERS IN A TOY MACHINE DISPENSER THINGY? 

THAT IS AWESOME!!!!

This is why you buy $150 worth of HDMI cable: 

I’ll be honest. I ordered the Monster M1000 HD-8 Ultimate High Speed HDTV HDMI Cable (8 feet) based off the amazing promises I read about at Amazon.com. 

When my order arrived, I was not disappointed. As the UPS truck was driving down the street with my delivery, my female neighbors began opening their doors and stepping outside. I suspect the Monster M1000 HD-8 Ultimate High Speed HDTV HDMI Cable (8 feet) contains powerful male pheromones. 

From the moment I hooked it up, the Monster M1000 HD-8 Ultimate High Speed HDTV HDMI Cable (8 feet) gave me a +10 resistance to energy attacks, +8 Strength, and added 30 feet to my normal leap. I cannot list the specific effects involving the opposite sex as I am still discovering these. And they are many.

The Monster M1000 HD-8 Ultimate High Speed HDTV HDMI Cable (8 feet) also makes my Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz taste much better than before. I’ve definitely noticed a differnce in color as well. Don’t listen to the detractors that say cables don’t matter. The Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz is much whiter that before I got my Monster M1000 HD-8 Ultimate High Speed HDTV HDMI Cable (8 feet) and it seems to sound much better when I pour it, as well. 

Since owning the Monster M1000 HD-8 Ultimate High Speed HDTV HDMI Cable (8 feet), I have successfully solved 7 crimes in my city, including 4 cold case murders. The local police force is currently wishing to retain my services. 

I do have one complaint, and that’s that I must watch TV indoors on windy days. Last fall while watching TV outside, we had a windy day and I received notice that hundreds of women were suddenly pregnant, carrying my offspring, up to 12 miles away. 

Even though I have not noticed any change in picture quality on my TV, I would whole-heartedly recommend the Monster M1000 HD-8 Ultimate High Speed HDTV HDMI Cable (8 feet) just because owning it has changed my life.

By 

Concerned Shopper

wex:

coolguyhat:

NEED!

But the bone is still in it? that would probably be awful.

This is all sorts of fucked up. 

wex:

tumblr4men:

imwiththemilf submitted

SUBMIT

Pretty sure I’ve said all of these…

I don’t get it. 

This is so gay. 

GET OUT OF MY BROWSER TUMBLR!!!

Seriously though, I might have to uninstall that plug-in. 

Also, I’m pretty sure this is all Ron’s fault.  

Huh?